fishingboatproceeds
fishingboatproceeds:

effyeahnerdfighters:

oystace:

THERE IS A JOHN GREEN QUOTE IN THE MENARDS AD. Why is there a John Green quote in the Menard’s ad?

A very good question.

My college girlfriend had this awesome little brother who was in fourth grade when I first met him, and he sang the Menard’s jingle as “Save big money at my gnards,” and ever since, I have been unable to hear the song any other way.

fishingboatproceeds:

effyeahnerdfighters:

oystace:

THERE IS A JOHN GREEN QUOTE IN THE MENARDS AD. Why is there a John Green quote in the Menard’s ad?

A very good question.

My college girlfriend had this awesome little brother who was in fourth grade when I first met him, and he sang the Menard’s jingle as “Save big money at my gnards,” and ever since, I have been unable to hear the song any other way.

butterfliesandwildflowers

Anonymous asked:

How old are you? :)

butterfliesandwildflowers answered:

If I tell you I’m twelve, you may think I’m too young.
If I tell you I’m sixteen, you may just question my wisdom.
If I tell you I’m twenty-one, you may think I’m already old.

If I tell you I’m twenty-eight, you may think you can’t relate with me.
If I tell you I’m thirty-five, you may ask me to just take care of my kids.
If I tell you I’m eighty, I’m sure, you won’t believe me.
If I tell you I’m five-hundred, you may call me lunatic.
So I guess, not telling you my age is the best.

truebluemeandyou
truebluemeandyou:

DIY Roundup 9 Mini Bottle Tutorials. Part 1. Part 2 is here.
Bottled Potions Tutorial from Etsy. Love Potion, Dragon’s Blood, Wolfsbane Potion and the Antidote
Mini Meditation Bottle made with glitter and water. I suggest a better way to make this at the link.
Knockoff ModClothSweet Shop Necklace from Quiet Lion Creations.
Mini Apothecary Bottle Necklaces from My So Called Crafty Life.
Lavender Oil Bottle Necklace from Sincerely, Kinsey.
Mini Terrarium Necklace from Happy Hour Projects.
I Love You I Hate You Bottle Rings from Ornamantea. This is where I get bottles in unusual mini shapes.
Secret Message in a Bottle from Happy Hour Projects.
The BIG Version - Meditation Jar. Tutorials and printable idea at the link.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Roundup 9 Mini Bottle Tutorials. Part 1. Part 2 is here.

  1. Bottled Potions Tutorial from Etsy. Love Potion, Dragon’s Blood, Wolfsbane Potion and the Antidote
  2. Mini Meditation Bottle made with glitter and water. I suggest a better way to make this at the link.
  3. Knockoff ModClothSweet Shop Necklace from Quiet Lion Creations.
  4. Mini Apothecary Bottle Necklaces from My So Called Crafty Life.
  5. Lavender Oil Bottle Necklace from Sincerely, Kinsey.
  6. Mini Terrarium Necklace from Happy Hour Projects.
  7. I Love You I Hate You Bottle Rings from Ornamantea. This is where I get bottles in unusual mini shapes.
  8. Secret Message in a Bottle from Happy Hour Projects.
  9. The BIG Version - Meditation Jar. Tutorials and printable idea at the link.